The Hoppers Association (H.A.) just released an official statement declearing that crapauds do not smoke pipes. For years H.A. unionists have been appealing to the courts to have the phrase "...crapaud smoke yuh pipe!" banned in Trinidad & Tobago, as they believe the statement depicts crapuads as chronic users of tobacco. The crapauds, avid supporters of various anti-smoking movements and pro-life campaigns such as the ever popular Lance Armstrong cancer bands, said that they are sick and tired of people associating their good name to this unhealthy activity, and are longing for some salvation. On speaking to H.A. representative Whatta Toad, CA News learned that the association was not taking the situation lightly, quote "We've been silent for quite some time, but we believe that this statement will really get things hopping."
how much reality yuh could really get from a group ah ppl with a flippin camera crew followin dem around de place??
steups.
ah feel ah article comin on.
A man and a monkey was eating sweetbread.
And the monkey didnt like it.
TEARS.
well... until de wreck room go back up...
i go spit rhymes here. dawi!! where u at?
hahahaaaa... check it...
i rise like da sun, blaze like a thousand fires.
lyrics make mcs stutter like a thousand liars
i make ya head bob, more than a chic on a porn flick.
click click pow brotha, my style's just too sick.
i cum quick, fuck da beat, spew lyrics like ejaculate.
impregnate mics, givin birth to the ultimate.
i dominate and punnish mcs like a father figure.
holla back with a rhyme if you itchy at da trigger finger.
what what? what?
and in the CA news tonight, we turn to sport.
the ministry of sport has recognized wabbine catching as an official sport.
it is an individual sport in which athletes outfitted in various colours of "y" front jocky shorts, race against the clock to see who can catch the most wabbines in 5 mins. besides the number of wabbines, competitors may gain additional points for technique, size of catch, and uniform style in which players are judged in the category of "most decorative hole in jocky shorts". the first leg of the international wabbine catching competition is scheduled to begin in august at the country's most advanced wabbine catching facility... the morvant big drain, between morvant anglican and center school.
well i done postin shit in my room...
ah tryin muh best not to stick.
well well well...
just when a brodda start to think that daz it,
BEHOLD THE BLESSED URL.
hmmm... well i doh know bout de ress ah allyuh fellas, but i have some years of rantin' to catch up on. plenty dotishness happen. and plenty good ting too.
buh dawi... wuh bout dem rooms boy? meen wuh my ting mixin up wid allyuh ting.
This has been long overdue.
